This one is for the Urdu speaking readers, sent to me by a friend
NAMAZ JO HUM PER FERZ KER DI GAI HAI
Fajer: Bister Mein
Zoher: Naukeri Mein
Aser: Chaye Mein
Maghrib: Raste Mein
Esha: TV mein
Juma: Sonay Mein
Eid: Bazaron Mein
*Sirf*
Namaz-e-Janaza: Time Per
Na Darud na Quran Yeh Kaise hein Muselmaan
Phir Kehtay ho kiyon nahi hai Allah Meherbaan